Christian Humor
Christian One-Liners
- Don’t let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
- Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.
- People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.
- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.
- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
- If the parish wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
- God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
- Peace starts with a smile.
- Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean them.
- Forbidden fruits create many jams.
- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
- God grades on the cross, not the curve.
- If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!
- Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
- God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
- Don’t tell God about your big problems, tell the problems about your big God.
- The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
- The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.